Green Lawns are for Killers

I have never understood peoples obsession with a nice even green grass yard. Its so not natural. What simply started out as a way to separate you from your money, or separate you from "them", is a part of what is destoying our planet. I can bearly understand using chemicals to grow food your gonna eat, but using chemicals, that kill, in order to make you lawn nice and green is ignorance.
Heres some science.
A renowned U.S. scientist who has documented fertility and sex changes -- including decreasing penis size -- due to environmental contamination says he wouldn't apply pesticides on his own lawn.
Remember DDT, that stuff was safe, at first, just like agent orange.
Stupid.